Friday, August 18, 2006

Consider Me Shocked - The NSA Terrorist Surveillance Program Was Deemed "Unconstitutional"

Dear Readers,

As you may be aware, yesterday, another liberal activist judge (Judge Anna Diggs Taylor) did her best to destroy our country. This time, it was in declaring our divinely-inspired leader's domestic terrorist surveillance program under the NSA to be illegal. A program crucial to our security, and now it's supposedly against the law. As our President noted today, this comes just a week after another terrible terrorist threat. Has this judge forgotten 9/11? More importantly, if they're not doing anything wrong, then what do they have to worry about?

Dear readers, this is just another attempt by the west-coast, liberal elite to both destroy our President and our country. They can't beat him at the polls, so they seek to destroy him by hugging the "Constitution" (i.e., their liberal, non-originalist interpretation of our Constitution!). And all of this comes as the midterm elections are gearing up. Naturally, despite what the polls say, this is going to backfire on the liberal DIMocrats.

Who was behind this, you ask? Naturally, it was the most vile of all 4-letter words - the ACLU. As usual, the pro-Socialism ACLU decided to try to destroy our democratic system and to destroy our freedom. They have no shame.

Luckily, the Justice Department is appealing, and I have little doubt that, thanks to the freedom lovers of the Supreme Court (led by my hero Nino Scalia), W will ultimately prevail. They'll convince enough liberal activist judges on the Court to ignore the technicalities of our Constitution and to support the original intent of our Founders - security, and especially security over freedom whenever the two conflict.

Judge Anna Diggs Taylor and others fans of this decision, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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