Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Taking Back the Bible; Saving America!

Dear Readers,

Recently, a female Sunday School teacher at a Baptist church in Watertown, New York, was fired. She had worked in this capacity for 54 years. The reason this became news is that she was axed because the church adopted a literal interpretation of the Bible, and took to heart the first epistle to Timothy, which says that women cannot teach men. And I applaud this church.

Without a doubt, the experience factor plays no part in this. If she had proven herself at some point in those 54 years, she wouldn't have had this problem. But by being incapable of properly teaching men, she was begging to be fired. With a Biblical mandate, the church's hands were tied.

More impressively, the church's pastor is also a member of the city council in Watertown! On a small scale, this town is showing what we need more of nationally - Christian values in our government leaders. That's why Republicans consistently defeat the west-coast, liberal elite DIMocrats.

Dear readers, we see here a revolution, where churches are finally starting to pay attention to the Bible, and the message is spilling over into politics. Spread the word - and the Word - dear readers.

Reverend Timothy LaBouf, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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