Freedom Flicks: Hollywood Movies Actually Supporting America, episode 8/14/06
Dear Readers,
This Friday, a new movie called Snakes on a Plane opens. While this movie is questionable in terms of its artistic quality, the movie is dead-on in its analogy of snakes as America-hating terrorists. Much like the terrorists who hate us for our freedom and want to see us dead, these snakes chose our airlines to attack us. In light of recent events, it couldn't be more appropriate.
Dear readers, the bleeding-heart, west-coast, liberal elites want us to imagine that everything is fine and we face no threat (otherwise, why do they question our divinely-inspired leader's measures to monitor terrorists?). Yet we've seen over the last few days with the imminent terrorist plot in London that we face terrorism every second of every day in every location imaginable. Now, the west-coast, liberal elite fact mongerers want us to believe, yet again, in light of the evidence that has come out since, that the release of this news was politically motivated. I'm not buying it.
These snakes, like the Islamic fascists identified by our divinely-inspired President and the liberal Democrats, seek to kill us. That's why we fight them there, so we don't have to fight them here. I tip my cap to the makers of this fine film, and thank them of reminding us of the fear that must control our lives. Dear readers, go see Snakes on a Plane.
Makers of Snakes on a Plane, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
This Friday, a new movie called Snakes on a Plane opens. While this movie is questionable in terms of its artistic quality, the movie is dead-on in its analogy of snakes as America-hating terrorists. Much like the terrorists who hate us for our freedom and want to see us dead, these snakes chose our airlines to attack us. In light of recent events, it couldn't be more appropriate.
Dear readers, the bleeding-heart, west-coast, liberal elites want us to imagine that everything is fine and we face no threat (otherwise, why do they question our divinely-inspired leader's measures to monitor terrorists?). Yet we've seen over the last few days with the imminent terrorist plot in London that we face terrorism every second of every day in every location imaginable. Now, the west-coast, liberal elite fact mongerers want us to believe, yet again, in light of the evidence that has come out since, that the release of this news was politically motivated. I'm not buying it.
These snakes, like the Islamic fascists identified by our divinely-inspired President and the liberal Democrats, seek to kill us. That's why we fight them there, so we don't have to fight them here. I tip my cap to the makers of this fine film, and thank them of reminding us of the fear that must control our lives. Dear readers, go see Snakes on a Plane.
Makers of Snakes on a Plane, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:21 PM
2 Comments:
Let me guess, you see Samuel L. Jackson in the role of George Bush, since he tries to save the people from the Snakes.
Of course not. Jackson is just acting. He's another member of the west-coast, liberal elite in real life.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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