Trying to Divert Our Attention

Dear Readers,

It has been reported that even this past week, with the breaking news of the terrorism plot in London, that the administration of our divinely-inspired President sought to cut funding for explosives detection devices. As you may imagine, the west-coast, liberal elite defense experts point to this as another sign that the Bush administration is weak on national security, despite the bravado with which they speak. They say this is more evidence that the Republicans are in trouble come November. They couldn't be further from the truth.

Dear readers, the Bush administration is fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. By talking about cutting this funding at a time where it is obviously needed, the Bush administration is trying to dupe people into a sense of doubting their effectiveness. As a result, we will be even safer, as this administration will be even stronger in fighting terror. It's brilliant.

Those who question the Bush administration's discussion of cutting funding of explosives detection devices, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.