Thursdays with Theodore, episode 7/13/06

Dear Readers,

Welcome to this week's episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" I'll start with Jack X, since he loves America, unlike Willington.

Jack X writes:

Dear Teddy,

What do you think about the proposed Louisiana video game law?

Sincerely,
Jack X

Jack X, great question. Video games are the single greatest threat our children face today, just like gay marriage and flag burning. The children are our future. Now, the west-coast, liberal elite constitutional "scholars" like to claim that conservatives wrap themselves in the mantle of classical liberalism, with its praise of individual rights, and that liberals operate in the same vein as civic republicans, putting the group first over individual rights. Now, these hypocrisy mongerers like to point out that conservatives are being contradictory here in supporting this ban. Take it from me, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., when I tell you that's crazy. We're simply looking out for the individual rights of other people, and for our future! This law is brilliant, as it allows us to protect the moral flavor of part of our nation. Hopefully, Congress is listening.


Willington asks:

Hi Ted,

What do you think of Israel attacking Lebanon? Do you think that we should put Israel on the axis of evil?

Franklin Willington

Willington, please - cease your hatred of democracy and freedom. Israel is the only democracy in the middle east, aside from Iraq. We must support it at all costs. "Axis of evil?" No, let's place it squarely in the axis of freedom!

That's all for this week. As always, dear readers, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.