In Response to Drudge and Willington
Dear Readers,
As you know, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am no fan of Willington, as he is a Godless, America-hating liberal. Matt Drudge, however, is naturally a hero of mine and the only source of my news other than Fox News. Both have reported, in recent days, on the controversy over the new Superman movie, and how the line "truth, justice, and the American way" has been replaced with "truth, justice, all that stuff." Willington celebrates this as a show of anti-Americanism, while Drudge bemoans this lack of support for America as being another indication of the west-coast, liberal elite's hatred for America. As much as it pains me to say this since Drudge is involved, both miss the mark in their reviews.
Dear readers, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., wish to offer a different take, and one that might surprise you. As this line is uttered by a newspaper editor, the writers of the film are actually pointing out the anti-American agenda of the liberal media! Rather than saying America isn't exceptional or that we should defer to the U.N., which the west-coast, U.N.-first, liberal elite always do, the writers and director are showing us the true feelings of the liberal mainstream media. Rather than a swipe at America, this is a shot at the terrorist-loving New York Times.
I couldn't be happier or more surprised. Hollywood, as you know, is filled with west-coast, liberal elites, and 99.99% of all movies contain some hatred for America or our divinely-inspired President. Well, "Superman Returns" breaks this mold. It shows us that the greatest threat to our way of life, other than liberals in general, is the work of their mouthpiece, the liberal media.
Dear readers, I strongly advise you to go see this movie. It will open your eyes and enhance your patriotism. It is the anti-Michael Moore, and real Americans couldn't be happier.
Writers of "Superman Returns," thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
As you know, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am no fan of Willington, as he is a Godless, America-hating liberal. Matt Drudge, however, is naturally a hero of mine and the only source of my news other than Fox News. Both have reported, in recent days, on the controversy over the new Superman movie, and how the line "truth, justice, and the American way" has been replaced with "truth, justice, all that stuff." Willington celebrates this as a show of anti-Americanism, while Drudge bemoans this lack of support for America as being another indication of the west-coast, liberal elite's hatred for America. As much as it pains me to say this since Drudge is involved, both miss the mark in their reviews.
Dear readers, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., wish to offer a different take, and one that might surprise you. As this line is uttered by a newspaper editor, the writers of the film are actually pointing out the anti-American agenda of the liberal media! Rather than saying America isn't exceptional or that we should defer to the U.N., which the west-coast, U.N.-first, liberal elite always do, the writers and director are showing us the true feelings of the liberal mainstream media. Rather than a swipe at America, this is a shot at the terrorist-loving New York Times.
I couldn't be happier or more surprised. Hollywood, as you know, is filled with west-coast, liberal elites, and 99.99% of all movies contain some hatred for America or our divinely-inspired President. Well, "Superman Returns" breaks this mold. It shows us that the greatest threat to our way of life, other than liberals in general, is the work of their mouthpiece, the liberal media.
Dear readers, I strongly advise you to go see this movie. It will open your eyes and enhance your patriotism. It is the anti-Michael Moore, and real Americans couldn't be happier.
Writers of "Superman Returns," thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 3:53 PM
8 Comments:
It must kill you that I beat drudge to the scoop!
Not really, since both of you were wrong.
It's all a matter of opinion, and since I lack "divine inspiration," that makes my opinion more valid.
Both of you failed to recognize the writers' true intent. Therefore, who was wrong when doesn't matter.
Trumblebunks, did you read the article that had been posted on Drudge? It gave the writers' intent, and what you are saying wasn't it.
That's because you were both wrong. Old Teddy knows the true meaning of what was done!
So the writers' didn't know what their intent was?
They lied, so as not to betray their real motives. Hollywood is dominated by the west-coast, liberal elite. To have said the truth would have led them to being black-balled. Open your Godless liberal eyes, Willington!
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