Bunkering Down Against the Islamofascists
Dear Readers,
It comes as no surprise that we all face a constant threat of a terrorist attack by the Islamofascists. But what can you do to protect your wife and kids? Look no further than the Quiet Sleeper.
Folks, how many beds offer "bio-chemical filtered ventilation?" Would you not sleep well knowing that you're protected from biological warfare? Or what about a 1.25" polycarbonate bulletproof plating/shielding? It has its own water system and a toilet, as well. Only the Quiet Sleeper can offer all of this.
What's the best part of all? It costs a mere $135,000. Is your family not worth this? If you love your family, you'd be willing to pay $135,000 or more for a unit for all of your kids, and one for you and the wife.
I give this a rating of 5/5 American Flags on the Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. rating system of products designed for Americans who love America!
Dear manufacturers of the Quantum Sleeper, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
It comes as no surprise that we all face a constant threat of a terrorist attack by the Islamofascists. But what can you do to protect your wife and kids? Look no further than the Quiet Sleeper.
Folks, how many beds offer "bio-chemical filtered ventilation?" Would you not sleep well knowing that you're protected from biological warfare? Or what about a 1.25" polycarbonate bulletproof plating/shielding? It has its own water system and a toilet, as well. Only the Quiet Sleeper can offer all of this.
What's the best part of all? It costs a mere $135,000. Is your family not worth this? If you love your family, you'd be willing to pay $135,000 or more for a unit for all of your kids, and one for you and the wife.
I give this a rating of 5/5 American Flags on the Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. rating system of products designed for Americans who love America!
Dear manufacturers of the Quantum Sleeper, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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