The War (on Christmas) Continues
Dear Readers,
It's no secret that Christians are routinely persecuted here in America. With the west-coast, liberal elite, atheism/Islam-loving hippies running around, Christians are attacked and reviled much as they were in ancient Rome before the conversion of Constantine. At no time of the year is this more apparent than during the CHRISTMAS season. If I didn't go to church on a regular basis, I'd have no way of knowing that Christmas is even coming up, thanks to the libs.
Dear readers, you no doubt remember that I have been on the front lines of the War on Christmas for some time now. Now, it's time to figure out which businesses hate Jesus this year so that we can boycott them. So far, our list is as follows:
Baton Rouge Metro Airport
Benoit's Country Meat Market
Northwest Airlines
Wal-Mart on College Drive
Wal-Mart on Highway 1
Folks, if you go to any business or retail establishment and they fail to wish you a Merry Christmas, please forward the name of the business to me so we can add them to the boycott list.
Dear readers, thank you for loving Jesus, Christmas, and America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
It's no secret that Christians are routinely persecuted here in America. With the west-coast, liberal elite, atheism/Islam-loving hippies running around, Christians are attacked and reviled much as they were in ancient Rome before the conversion of Constantine. At no time of the year is this more apparent than during the CHRISTMAS season. If I didn't go to church on a regular basis, I'd have no way of knowing that Christmas is even coming up, thanks to the libs.
Dear readers, you no doubt remember that I have been on the front lines of the War on Christmas for some time now. Now, it's time to figure out which businesses hate Jesus this year so that we can boycott them. So far, our list is as follows:
Baton Rouge Metro Airport
Benoit's Country Meat Market
Northwest Airlines
Wal-Mart on College Drive
Wal-Mart on Highway 1
Folks, if you go to any business or retail establishment and they fail to wish you a Merry Christmas, please forward the name of the business to me so we can add them to the boycott list.
Dear readers, thank you for loving Jesus, Christmas, and America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: War on Christmas
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 2:04 PM
2 Comments:
Here's some good news:
"The Price is Right" has always had a Christmas week. I was worried that with Bob Barker retiring and Drew Carey taking over, they would take the more secular route, but, luckily, they haven't. It's still Christmas week on TPIR. Let's rejoice and watch it!
Jack X
Jack X,
That is, in fact, wonderful news! Thank you for sharing this!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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