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Dear Readers,
I'm often asked my thoughts on the "Ron Paul Revolution." I'm told that his backwards-looking ways are supposedly refreshing to true conservatives, such as his promise to eliminate all government-funded social programs. Folks, old Teddy certainly knows that everything works much better when it's privatized and done on a contract basis than when the government can directly administer it. All you have to do is look at privatized roads and prisons in a state such as Indiana to see how complete a solution this actually is.
But what gets me is that this man calls himself a "Republican, yet he opposes the War against the Islamofascists. If a Republican won't keep America safe, who can we rely on? This man is just a Democrat in disguise, so long as you ignore his "privatize everything" stance. He is dangerous, and it's time that America opens its eyes.
This Ron Paul Revolution is just another example of liberals trying to make fools of us conservatives. To you, Ron Paul, I say this: screw you.
Ron Paul, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
I'm often asked my thoughts on the "Ron Paul Revolution." I'm told that his backwards-looking ways are supposedly refreshing to true conservatives, such as his promise to eliminate all government-funded social programs. Folks, old Teddy certainly knows that everything works much better when it's privatized and done on a contract basis than when the government can directly administer it. All you have to do is look at privatized roads and prisons in a state such as Indiana to see how complete a solution this actually is.
But what gets me is that this man calls himself a "Republican, yet he opposes the War against the Islamofascists. If a Republican won't keep America safe, who can we rely on? This man is just a Democrat in disguise, so long as you ignore his "privatize everything" stance. He is dangerous, and it's time that America opens its eyes.
This Ron Paul Revolution is just another example of liberals trying to make fools of us conservatives. To you, Ron Paul, I say this: screw you.
Ron Paul, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Islamofascists, liberals, Ron Paul, Ron Paul Revolution
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 2:56 PM
5 Comments:
Teddy, you'll be glad to hear this. the international effort against the Islamofascists has just been bolstered by Japan who, as of today, has become only the second country in the world to fingerprint and photograph foreigners as they enter the country, ensuring that Japan will not become a safe haven for the likes of Bin Laden. thank Christ for that, i say.
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/eo20071101a1.html
Ron Paul is the real Republican. The so-called "Republicans" that have hijacked the party are no-good neoconservatives who used to be hawkish Democrats. Switch things around in the blog, and that'll be fully correct.
-a Ron Paul supporter, Jack X
eyechan,
What a relief! Thank you, Japanese, for being rational and for loving freedom!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Jack X,
I'll support Paul once he starts supporting our boys in the shit, our country, and our freedom. As long as he prefers to fight them here rather than fighting them there, ol' Teddy will be anti-Paul.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Hey, actually, Ron Paul did vote to send troops to Afghanistan and supports that legitimate effort. He just doesn't rightfully support the mess that is Iraq created by the neocons that have hijacked the GOP.
Jack X
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