Teddy Takes on Pop Culture

Dear Readers,

I'm constantly inundated with requests to find out my take on pop culture. People want to know how they should think about and view certain individuals. So, without further delay:

That Lindsey Lohan sure is a wreck.

What's the deal with Britney?

Lionel Richie's little girl is going to jail.

Becks sure has exploded onto the scene.

There you have it, folks! I hope I've enlightened you, and I'll try to continue to let you know what you should think about the world of entertainment in the months ahead.

Toby Keith, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.