More Reason to Stay the Course
Dear Readers,
It's come to our attention that almost 200,000 rifles and pistols have gone missing in Iraq. Obviously, this poses a huge threat to our nation's security. If the insurgents get these, they can use them in trying to fight us over here. Since we're much better off fighting them over there, we've got to stay the course until we recover these weapons.
This also adds new life to the John McCain campaign. Since tracking down 200,000 weapons could take a while, we'll need a successor to our divinely-inspired President who will stay the course. That man is, of course, John McCain. Senator McCain, you can thank W later.
Granted, the libs are going to try to spin this to make W and the Defense Department look bad. They're going to point to waste and ineptitude in handling something as serious as these weapons. They're also going to say that our Administration is supplying the insurgents, just like Iran. Don't let the libs scare you - we all know how much W wants to succeed by spreading democracy in Iraq!
W and others stamping out terror, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
It's come to our attention that almost 200,000 rifles and pistols have gone missing in Iraq. Obviously, this poses a huge threat to our nation's security. If the insurgents get these, they can use them in trying to fight us over here. Since we're much better off fighting them over there, we've got to stay the course until we recover these weapons.
This also adds new life to the John McCain campaign. Since tracking down 200,000 weapons could take a while, we'll need a successor to our divinely-inspired President who will stay the course. That man is, of course, John McCain. Senator McCain, you can thank W later.
Granted, the libs are going to try to spin this to make W and the Defense Department look bad. They're going to point to waste and ineptitude in handling something as serious as these weapons. They're also going to say that our Administration is supplying the insurgents, just like Iran. Don't let the libs scare you - we all know how much W wants to succeed by spreading democracy in Iraq!
W and others stamping out terror, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Divinely-Inspired President, GAO, George W. Bush, Iraq War, Missing Weapons
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 8:18 PM
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