What a Weekend!
Dear Readers,
First, before I say anything else, thank goodness that our divinely-inspired President's colonoscopy yielded nothing more than some benign polyps. More importantly, though, we got to experience a few hours of Dick Cheney as P.O.T.U.S. Folks, I could hardly contain myself. What's the only thing that could be as good as W as Commander-in-Chief? Dick!
Dear readers, few people are as cordial and gentlemanly as Dick Cheney. Imagine how great of a job Dick could do if he one day got a shot at the Presidency. He'd have the Middle East smoldering and ready to receive Democracy seeds before anyone would even realize it!
Therefore, before anyone else can do it, I hereby officially launch the "Draft Dick" campaign! Join me in helping to Draft Dick!
Future President Duck Cheney, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
First, before I say anything else, thank goodness that our divinely-inspired President's colonoscopy yielded nothing more than some benign polyps. More importantly, though, we got to experience a few hours of Dick Cheney as P.O.T.U.S. Folks, I could hardly contain myself. What's the only thing that could be as good as W as Commander-in-Chief? Dick!
Dear readers, few people are as cordial and gentlemanly as Dick Cheney. Imagine how great of a job Dick could do if he one day got a shot at the Presidency. He'd have the Middle East smoldering and ready to receive Democracy seeds before anyone would even realize it!
Therefore, before anyone else can do it, I hereby officially launch the "Draft Dick" campaign! Join me in helping to Draft Dick!
Future President Duck Cheney, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Colonoscopy, Dick Cheney, Divinely-Inspired President, Draft Dick, George W. Bush
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 10:53 PM
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