They Finally Did Something Good!
Dear Readers,
I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Democrats FINALLY did something to help America! Over the weekend, they capitulated to our divinely-inspired President to allow him to expand his wiretapping and surveillance program! Thank goodness. With Michael Chertoff's gut telling him that Al-Qaeda is gearing up for an attack, we need all the spying we can get.
I know it's unusual for me to salute the Dems, so I'll keep this brief to avoid blowing your minds. For once, to the Dems, I say "thank you."
Democrats, thank you for - *gulp* - loving America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Democrats FINALLY did something to help America! Over the weekend, they capitulated to our divinely-inspired President to allow him to expand his wiretapping and surveillance program! Thank goodness. With Michael Chertoff's gut telling him that Al-Qaeda is gearing up for an attack, we need all the spying we can get.
I know it's unusual for me to salute the Dems, so I'll keep this brief to avoid blowing your minds. For once, to the Dems, I say "thank you."
Democrats, thank you for - *gulp* - loving America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Divinely-Inspired President, FISA, Wiretapping
2 Comments:
no wonder Congress is going on summer break with a lower approval rating than the current leader--time for a third party to take the reigns. So...Libertarian, Green, any others?
By the way, isn't Bush going to Crawford anytime soon? I always thought his ranch trip occurred in August.
There's only one party this time around - The Straight Talk Express!
I imagine W will be vacationing soon. He's earned it. It's hard work being President!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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