Et tu, Doctors?
Dear Readers,
As we all know, Gitmo is really just a day resort and spa. It's kept us safe for almost six years now by getting current relevant information from people who have had no contact with the outside world for an extended period of time. But now, the doctorazzi are out to undermine our security. What a shame.
You see, dear readers, some doctors have written that military doctors break their code of ethics when they force feed prisoners who are on hunger strikes. Do these doctors not realize we're at war? We're much better off fighting them there rather than fighting them here. Leave it to liberals to not realize this, though.
We need to keep these guests alive so we can procure information from them to keep us safe. I suppose the liberal medical community would prefer for us to be attacked again.
Doctors, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
As we all know, Gitmo is really just a day resort and spa. It's kept us safe for almost six years now by getting current relevant information from people who have had no contact with the outside world for an extended period of time. But now, the doctorazzi are out to undermine our security. What a shame.
You see, dear readers, some doctors have written that military doctors break their code of ethics when they force feed prisoners who are on hunger strikes. Do these doctors not realize we're at war? We're much better off fighting them there rather than fighting them here. Leave it to liberals to not realize this, though.
We need to keep these guests alive so we can procure information from them to keep us safe. I suppose the liberal medical community would prefer for us to be attacked again.
Doctors, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Guantanamo Bay, Water Boarding
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:05 PM
3 Comments:
Wait a minute--why sight only liberals? You might as well go against the others who, in your book, "Hate America." Why not site libertarians, statists, populists, progressives, socialists, communists, and even paleoconservatives? Don't you want to be fair, or would you prefer one-dimensional bashing?
Jack X
Oh, ok, I better do this before I forget. Here is a question, first one in quite some time, I think.
Have you ever seen "The Simpsons Movie?" If so, what do you think of the subtle political commentary/satire?
Jack X
Jack X,
It's only the liberal doctors who want to undermine our security. That's all.
And I'll be answering your question tomorrow!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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