He's Back!

Dear Readers,

My boy is back! The Straight Talk Express is rolling again!

Folks, I haven't been this excited since Dick spent a Saturday as President. The Maverick is back! And he's fighting th establishment this time by supporting the Iraq War. What a rebel!

There's clearly not much more to say than this: "I give you the next President of the United States, John McCain!"

Senator McCain, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.