Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Another Stunt

Dear Readers,

No doubt, you're aware that the Democrats pulled a cheap political stunt last night. They kept the overworked Republican Senators up all night, trying to get them to give in on Iraq. Luckily, Mitch's boys didn't budge.

You see, dear readers, these Democrats, like Russ Feingold, think they're somehow HELPING the troops by bringing them home. In reality, they're hurting troop morale and undermining our mission. That's all they're doing, but they'll never admit it.

Folks, let's thank Sen. McConnell et al. for refusing to budge. The only way to improve the war is to stand resolute and avoid making any changes!

Senate Republicans and Joe Lieberman, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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