That's My Boy!
Dear Readers,
Our divinely-inspired President has done it again! He's now ordered Harriet Miers not to testify before Congress! If there's one thing that W loves, it's the rule of law. So, by ordering Executive branch officials not to testify regarding potential wrongdoing by his branch, W has ensured that his branch can't be found to have violated the law. Talk about brilliant.
Folks, this is why W is clearly the right man to lead our country. Luckily, 1 out of every 4 Americans agrees with me! No matter what troubles we may face, he's going to confidently guide our ship through those stormy waters. What better way to avoid being found to have broken the law than to block all investigations into what you've done?
W, thank you for loving the rule of law and America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Our divinely-inspired President has done it again! He's now ordered Harriet Miers not to testify before Congress! If there's one thing that W loves, it's the rule of law. So, by ordering Executive branch officials not to testify regarding potential wrongdoing by his branch, W has ensured that his branch can't be found to have violated the law. Talk about brilliant.
Folks, this is why W is clearly the right man to lead our country. Luckily, 1 out of every 4 Americans agrees with me! No matter what troubles we may face, he's going to confidently guide our ship through those stormy waters. What better way to avoid being found to have broken the law than to block all investigations into what you've done?
W, thank you for loving the rule of law and America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Divinely-Inspired President, George W. Bush, Harriet Miers, Rule of Law
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:44 PM
2 Comments:
1 out of 4, you say? Isn't it true that once upon a time, 9 out of 10 thought W. was a good leader? Well, I guess 1 out of 4 is better than 1 out of 10, although if it goes down to 1 out of 10, W. will have a perfect standard deviation in approval rating, which would be quite interesting. Not necessarily good, but interesting. Well, I don't have a question, I must prepare for wisdom teeth removal.
Actually, there's a very obscure question for you: find out if there are any famous or infamous people in America who have the privilege of not worrying about wisdom teeth? It might require a little bit of research, but, in the words of a sportscaster turned "political analyst" Keith Olbermann, "use the Google!"
Jack X
Jack X,
It was indeed once 9 out of 10, before the treason started. Good lick with the teeth!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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