What a Guy!
Dear Readers,
Today, a true American, Senator David Vitter (R-Brothels), finally broke his silence. Last week he admitted to being a client of the DC Madam. Then, stories surfaced that he also frequented New Orleans whorehouses. For a week, he's been supporting family values in seclusion, but luckily for America - nay, mankind - he's finally speaking out.
And what has he said? He didn't visit any New Orleans whores! See, he's only HALF as bad as he seemed. So, all talk that he's somehow a hypocrite is just off base. He's a true American hero who simply made one mistake that directly defied his incessant pro-family platform. That's all. By only being a client of one madam, he's much better than he seemed just a week ago!
And don't forget, dear readers, that Bill Clinton got a blowjob.
Senator Vitter, thank you for loving families and America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today, a true American, Senator David Vitter (R-Brothels), finally broke his silence. Last week he admitted to being a client of the DC Madam. Then, stories surfaced that he also frequented New Orleans whorehouses. For a week, he's been supporting family values in seclusion, but luckily for America - nay, mankind - he's finally speaking out.
And what has he said? He didn't visit any New Orleans whores! See, he's only HALF as bad as he seemed. So, all talk that he's somehow a hypocrite is just off base. He's a true American hero who simply made one mistake that directly defied his incessant pro-family platform. That's all. By only being a client of one madam, he's much better than he seemed just a week ago!
And don't forget, dear readers, that Bill Clinton got a blowjob.
Senator Vitter, thank you for loving families and America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: David Vitter, DC Madam, Family Values
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:47 PM
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