A Time for Celebration!
Dear Readers,
What a momentous occasion! On the one hand, this is our 300th post together! On the other hand, and much more importantly, today is our great country's birthday! Happy Birthday America!
What did I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., do today, you ask? Well, it was my normal holiday celebration. More importantly, though, I spent the day celebrating the commutation of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's unconscionable sentence, and praying that our divinely-inspired President will pardon this hero. Just because he engaged in treasonous acts and then perjured himself and obstructed a federal investigation, that's no reason he should have to spend 30 months in the clink. Our Founders would have wanted him free to celebrate this great holiday - they'd want government officials to be forgiven by their buddies whenever they engage in federal crimes.
W, thank you for being a hero. Thank you for living up the example provided by our first President, another George W. This Fourth of July, we can thank our lucky stars that we have someone as ethical and as law-abiding as W in the White House!
W and Scooter, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
What a momentous occasion! On the one hand, this is our 300th post together! On the other hand, and much more importantly, today is our great country's birthday! Happy Birthday America!
What did I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., do today, you ask? Well, it was my normal holiday celebration. More importantly, though, I spent the day celebrating the commutation of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's unconscionable sentence, and praying that our divinely-inspired President will pardon this hero. Just because he engaged in treasonous acts and then perjured himself and obstructed a federal investigation, that's no reason he should have to spend 30 months in the clink. Our Founders would have wanted him free to celebrate this great holiday - they'd want government officials to be forgiven by their buddies whenever they engage in federal crimes.
W, thank you for being a hero. Thank you for living up the example provided by our first President, another George W. This Fourth of July, we can thank our lucky stars that we have someone as ethical and as law-abiding as W in the White House!
W and Scooter, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Divinely-Inspired President, Fourth of July, George Washington, Scooter Libby
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