This Situation is Clearly Different
Dear Readers,
One of our own is under attack. That's right - Senator David Vitter, a Republican and obviously one of the most virile men in America, is being accused by two different madams of paying money in return for sexual gratification. It's clear who is behind this.
That's right, this is all the work of the liberals. So, they'll point out that Mr. Vitter bought some prostitutes, but have you heard them bring up the fact that "President" Clinton had sex with a woman in the Oval Office over a decade ago? No, not once. The liberal media would rather focus on the more current story, that of a Republican - and one who has pushed for a Constitutional Amendment in support of traditional marriage - having extramarital sex.
Folks, we can't stand for this. Whenever you hear the media do this, make sure you call them and remind them and their viewers or listeners that a Democrat committed adultery just over a decade ago!
Senator Vitter, thank you for supporting traditional marriage!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Bill Clinton, D.C. Madam, David Vitter, Liberal Media, Republicans, Traditional Marriage
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:51 PM
2 Comments:
I really have to say one thing. I don't care what goes on in the bedroom of an elected representative, but when they hire the services of prostitutes and preach "family values" as one of the foundations of their campaigns, that's a little different. Vitter has disappointed Louisiana--I thought Bill Jefferson was bad enough, but adding another controversial individual to the kitty is quite a burden. I don't think he should resign or anything, but his reputation as a "family guy" Senator is and should be tarnished forever.
Oh, welcome back.
Jack X
Jack X,
Senator Vitter is a God-fearing man. By overcoming his weaknesses, he will be even more trustworthy when talking about family values!
And thank you, it's great to be back!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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