Well, it's Not All Bad...
Dear Readers,
Today is a bad day for America. By the end of the week, we will have no doubt surrendered to the terrorists (never mind that the new Congress doesn't take over for another two months). Those liberals want us to have to fight them here instead of fighting them there.
But it's not all bad.
The west-coast, liberal elite, liberal media is pointing out that these new Democrats are conservative. What would you expect from a bunch of liberals? Listen to the conservative values of these new Dems:
Jon Tester, Democratic Senator-elect from Montana: organic farmer who is pro-choice, opposes flag-burning amendment, opposes gay marriage ban amendment, opposes the war, opposes the PATRIOT Act, and is a social libertarian. Boy, sounds like the kind of guy to have a few brews with Rush and Sean Hannity!
Bernie Sanders, Independent Senator-elect from Vermont: former Socialist mayor. So conservative, you just as well plan for him to be a regular on Fox News!
Claire McCaskill, Democratic Senator-elect from Missouri: attacked all throughout the campaign by the GOP for being too liberal on stem cells, judges, the war, and taxes. She's practically throwing the burka over her own head!
Sherrod Brown, Democratic Senator-elect from Ohio: this labor Democrat is obviously in the pocket of Big Business!
As you can see, these Democrats are so far right they'd need a compass to get back to the center! So, maybe they won't ruin things too much until we can unanimously sweep the House in '08.
Dear readers, stay strong. And thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today is a bad day for America. By the end of the week, we will have no doubt surrendered to the terrorists (never mind that the new Congress doesn't take over for another two months). Those liberals want us to have to fight them here instead of fighting them there.
But it's not all bad.
The west-coast, liberal elite, liberal media is pointing out that these new Democrats are conservative. What would you expect from a bunch of liberals? Listen to the conservative values of these new Dems:
Jon Tester, Democratic Senator-elect from Montana: organic farmer who is pro-choice, opposes flag-burning amendment, opposes gay marriage ban amendment, opposes the war, opposes the PATRIOT Act, and is a social libertarian. Boy, sounds like the kind of guy to have a few brews with Rush and Sean Hannity!
Bernie Sanders, Independent Senator-elect from Vermont: former Socialist mayor. So conservative, you just as well plan for him to be a regular on Fox News!
Claire McCaskill, Democratic Senator-elect from Missouri: attacked all throughout the campaign by the GOP for being too liberal on stem cells, judges, the war, and taxes. She's practically throwing the burka over her own head!
Sherrod Brown, Democratic Senator-elect from Ohio: this labor Democrat is obviously in the pocket of Big Business!
As you can see, these Democrats are so far right they'd need a compass to get back to the center! So, maybe they won't ruin things too much until we can unanimously sweep the House in '08.
Dear readers, stay strong. And thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:32 PM
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