Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A Major Blow to Democracy - The Loss of Senator Joe Lieberman

Dear Readers,

Yesterday, the idiots in Connecticut voted for anti-war and anti-American Ned Lamont in the Democratic primary for the United States Senate. The west-coast, liberal elite of Connecticut have decided that they'd rather we have to fight them here than to fight them there. The hate-America-first crowd hates freedom and security. They truly have no shame.

As expected, the west-coast, liberal elite political scientists have said this is by definition how the democratic process works. The voters have spoken, they say. Folks, I'm not buying it.

The democratic process, dear readers, only works when citizens vote for pro-American, conservative candidates. Luckily, Joe has decided that he will ignore the will of the voters and launch an independent campaign instead. Now that's democracy in action!

Luckily, there is more good news to come from this. Republicans are spinning this as what it is - a sign of how much Democrats hate America. Even White House Press Secretary Tony Snow has gotten into the act. Is there anything more bipartisan than a White House official commenting on this political race?

There is hope. The rise of the Democrats is a certain sign of the demise of the Democratic Party!

Connecticut voters, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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