Sunday, August 06, 2006

Freedom Flicks: Hollywood Movies Actually Supporting America, episode 8/6/06

Dear Readers,

As you may be aware, a movie celebrating all that is good with America recently came out. As I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have said numerous times, there are only three real sports - wrestling, high school football, and Nascar. It's been over a decade since the last Nascar movie came out, that of course being Days of Thunder. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby continues the legacy.

Now I have not seen this movie yet, but I can tell you this - any movie that celebrates Nascar celebrates America. Nascar fans are real salt of the earth Americans. Normally, the west-coast liberal elite mock this sport, but finally, with this movie, this all-American sport will once again be celebrated.

Dear readers, turn off the Brickyard 400, and get to your theater to see this movie. Bring a flag with you to wave.

Hollywood, for making a movie celebrating Nascar, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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