Sabotage on a True American, Senator Joe Lieberman
Dear Readers,
I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am enraged. Today, my hero Joe Lieberman's website was hacked by the west-coast, liberal elite, hate-America-first crowd. Without doubt, this was done by his opponent, hate-America-first liberal Ned Lamont. Leave it to liberals to hate democracy.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite bandwidth mongerers like to point out that the true cause of this problem was that the Lieberman campaign bought a bargain basement package from a hosting company. This million dollar campaign paid only $15 for their hosting package, and in essence, you get what you pay for (so these liberals say). As a result of increased traffic, they want us to believe that the server was overburdened and simply couldn't handle the traffic, and they point to the fact that the other websites that this company hosts are down, too. Folks, I'm not buying it.
Liberals have long been known for having dead voters "vote" in campaigns. Only liberals do these dirty tricks. Conservatives (i.e., true Americans) respect democracy and would never do such a thing. Liberals crashed Joe's site, and it's time for them to pay the price.
Friends in Connecticut, get out and vote for a true American patriot, Joe Lieberman. Don't let the west-coast, liberal elite website hackers influence this campaign. Go Joe!
Senator Joseph Lieberman, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am enraged. Today, my hero Joe Lieberman's website was hacked by the west-coast, liberal elite, hate-America-first crowd. Without doubt, this was done by his opponent, hate-America-first liberal Ned Lamont. Leave it to liberals to hate democracy.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite bandwidth mongerers like to point out that the true cause of this problem was that the Lieberman campaign bought a bargain basement package from a hosting company. This million dollar campaign paid only $15 for their hosting package, and in essence, you get what you pay for (so these liberals say). As a result of increased traffic, they want us to believe that the server was overburdened and simply couldn't handle the traffic, and they point to the fact that the other websites that this company hosts are down, too. Folks, I'm not buying it.
Liberals have long been known for having dead voters "vote" in campaigns. Only liberals do these dirty tricks. Conservatives (i.e., true Americans) respect democracy and would never do such a thing. Liberals crashed Joe's site, and it's time for them to pay the price.
Friends in Connecticut, get out and vote for a true American patriot, Joe Lieberman. Don't let the west-coast, liberal elite website hackers influence this campaign. Go Joe!
Senator Joseph Lieberman, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 4:33 PM
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