Fair Warning, Dear Readers
Dear Readers,
Tomorrow, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., will be firing up the F-250 and moving to a new abode. Therefore, I will be unable to perform my weekly duties for "Thursdays with Theodore!" Have no fear, though, as I will answer your questions on Friday! Make sure to send them along to teddytrumbles@yahoo.com.
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Tomorrow, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., will be firing up the F-250 and moving to a new abode. Therefore, I will be unable to perform my weekly duties for "Thursdays with Theodore!" Have no fear, though, as I will answer your questions on Friday! Make sure to send them along to teddytrumbles@yahoo.com.
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 5:41 PM
5 Comments:
so, if God wanted W to be President, did He stuff about 500 or so votes in the Florida ballot box in 2000? If so, then we might as well tell Michael Moore and the rest of the world the news!
I also find your rebuttals to be weaker than a strawholder. All you say is "divinly inspired, "west-coast liberal elite," and/or "hate America." If you want to make real, concrete points, use different words.
God doesn't stuff ballot boxes. God sent us a divine leader in W. By hating W, you hate the work of God, and by extension, hate America.
As to the rebuttals, yes, I realize the truth hurts. You can flip the debate to ad hominem attacks of me, but that doesn't change what's going on here. Please answer one simple question: why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
You are the King of Kings when it comes to political satire. I'll take you over Jon Stewart anyday.
Political satire?!? Surely you jest!
Thank you for the intended compliment, though!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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