Par for the Course with Science
Dear Readers,
I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am rarely shocked by the lies and ridiculous claims spouted by the west-coast, liberal elite science community. From evolution to global warming, they simply create lies and try to paint those of us who don't fall for them as the dumb ones. As usual, this time, the joke's on them.
As you may recall, a scientist from Korea, Hwang Woo-suk, was caught last year having falsified the results of his research. This is certainly nothing new for the anti-God, anti-America science crew, as one of their most famous, Gregor Mendel, did the same. Now, however, this scientist is under investigation for using research funding for his own private expenses. His defense? The money was spent trying to clone - make sure you're seated for this one - mammoths!
That's right, dear readers, now they're trying to clone animals that have been extinct for 3-4,000 years, almost as long as the earth has been in existence! It's a slippery slope from here to cloning humans and then creating human cyborgs. Marriage and procreation is for Adam and Eve, not Adam and a petri dish.
These people are supposed to be the intellectuals, yet they lie and chase pipe dreams. And now, they're trying to force this mythology down our kids' throats. Enough is enough, people. The only explanation that makes sense is Intelligent Design. If it's good enough for our divinely-inspired President, it's good enough for Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.!
Science community, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am rarely shocked by the lies and ridiculous claims spouted by the west-coast, liberal elite science community. From evolution to global warming, they simply create lies and try to paint those of us who don't fall for them as the dumb ones. As usual, this time, the joke's on them.
As you may recall, a scientist from Korea, Hwang Woo-suk, was caught last year having falsified the results of his research. This is certainly nothing new for the anti-God, anti-America science crew, as one of their most famous, Gregor Mendel, did the same. Now, however, this scientist is under investigation for using research funding for his own private expenses. His defense? The money was spent trying to clone - make sure you're seated for this one - mammoths!
That's right, dear readers, now they're trying to clone animals that have been extinct for 3-4,000 years, almost as long as the earth has been in existence! It's a slippery slope from here to cloning humans and then creating human cyborgs. Marriage and procreation is for Adam and Eve, not Adam and a petri dish.
These people are supposed to be the intellectuals, yet they lie and chase pipe dreams. And now, they're trying to force this mythology down our kids' throats. Enough is enough, people. The only explanation that makes sense is Intelligent Design. If it's good enough for our divinely-inspired President, it's good enough for Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.!
Science community, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 6:00 PM
2 Comments:
When are they going to clone dinosaurs and create Jurassic Park?
Un-uh-uh, you didn't say the magic word! Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh!
PS. Some more anonymous comments appear in your previous Thursdays with Theodore post, you may want to check them out.
Knowing these scientists, dinosaurs are next. They were contemporaneous with mammoths and early humans.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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