South Carolina is SO GAY!

Dear Readers,

I knew it all along. Well, all I can say is that Ol' Teddy won't be going back there!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

R.I.P. Tony Snow

Thoughts and prayers to his family.

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

You're Right, President McCain - It Is An "Absolute Disgrace!"

Dear Readers,

My support of the soon to be POTUS, Sen. John McCain (R - America), is well -known by now. Recently, I reported on his http://teddytrumbles.blogspot.com/2008/06/non-importance-of-interwebs.html. By not bogging himself down in such details as computers and electronic communication, Sen. McCain is keeping his brain cells open for important work, like continuing the fight against Islamofascists all over the world!

Now, Sen. McCain is back at it. In a spontaneous and unscripted town hall meeting, he let the cat out of the bag by telling people that it is "absolutely disgusting" that Social Security payments to retirees are paid out of taxes on current workers. Folks, the system is broken! Never mind that this is how the system has operated for over seven decades. It's currently in a crisis, and one that only Sen. McCain can fix.

Enjoy this brilliant man for yourself:



Senator McCain, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

Throwing Off the Shackles of the Liberal Media

Dear Readers,

Today, of course, brings a close to the holiday season. From me and mine to you and yourn, Happy 4th of July! Ol' Teddy hopes all of you had as wonderful of a holiday as I did. Happy Birthday, Declaration of Independence!

This morning began with Ol' Teddy slipping into my tighty red, blue, and whities. I then put on my jean shorts, flag muscle shirt, and steel-toed boots, and headed out. After that, today was all about the grilling in the Trumblebunks' household, with sausage being the featured item.

That's right, I spent much of the day grilling up some sausage. I bought some, and some patriotic friends brought some over as well. We grilled much of the day, and enjoyed each other's sausages (I especially enjoyed Tony's Italian sausage and Wojciech's Polish sausage). After grilling all day and enjoying the sausages, we decided we needed to shower before watching the fireworks. Once clean, it was time for the show!

Dear readers, Ol' Teddy fired up the F-250 and cranked up "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" and headed down for the fireworks show. I had an ice chest full of Zima, so we got a little smashed as we celebrated our Independence. Of course, we took the time to sober up before driving home, so we laid around in the bed of the truck to pass the time. Once the Zimas had worn off, it was time to call it a day.

Dear readers, thank you for all of your support. Happy Independence Day to all of you!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.