Merry Christmas, Teddy's Troopers!
Dear Readers,
On behalf of all in the Trumblebunks' Family, please accept our warmest wishes for a Merry CHRISTmas! That's right, I said "Merry Christmas!" The west-coast, liberal elite, Christ-haters are likely to have me arrested for this, but I don't care. They can keep persecuting us Christians all they want, but we're going to keep loving our Lord.
So, once again, Merry Christmas, to you and yourn!
Dear readers, thank you for loving Jesus, and thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
On behalf of all in the Trumblebunks' Family, please accept our warmest wishes for a Merry CHRISTmas! That's right, I said "Merry Christmas!" The west-coast, liberal elite, Christ-haters are likely to have me arrested for this, but I don't care. They can keep persecuting us Christians all they want, but we're going to keep loving our Lord.
So, once again, Merry Christmas, to you and yourn!
Dear readers, thank you for loving Jesus, and thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:30 PM
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