The Final Countdown
Dear Readers,
One more night, potentially, to help our economy and our democracy by shopping for Christmas presents. The following is the list of businesses (most of which also made last year's list) you should avoid, as they have given into the west-coast, liberal elite, anti-Christmas trend that has ruined our country:
1-800-Flowers
103.3 FM
ABC
Acadian Ambulance
Acuvue Contacts
Albert's Sand-Blasting
Albertson's
Apple
Apocalypto (movie)
Arby's
Avis
Avon
Baskin Robbins
Baton Rouge Metropolitan Airport
Benoit's County Meat Market
Best Buy
Bill's CV Joints and Boots
BP
Budget Car Rental
Burger King
CBS
Celebration Station
Celebrex
Charlotte's Web (movie)
Circuit City
Citgo (b/c of Chavez)
Colgate
CompUSA
Cox Communications
Crest
CVS Pharmacy
David's Tire Re-Treading Service
Dillard's
Dollar General
Enterprise Rent-A-Car
The Facebook
General Electric
Goodyear
Happy Feet (movie)
Hertz
Hobby Lobby
Indianapolis International Airport
Insight Communications
J. Crew
JC Penney's
Jewel
Kinko's
Lens Crafters
Lipitor
Macy's
McDonald's
Kim's Nails
Kroger
Los Angeles Times
Kroger
Memphis International Airport
Monistat
NBC
New York Times
Northwest Airlines
Office Depot
Office Max
Osco
Osh Kosh-B'Gosh
Parrain's Restaurant
Pat's Family Restaurant
Pay-Day Loan Service
Penske
Piccadilly
Rave Motion Pictures
Regions Bank
Rite-Aid
Sam's Club
Sears
Shell
Staples
Starbucks
Subway
Taco Bell
Tampax
TCBY
Texaco
The Nation (magazine)
Trojan
Victoria's Secret
Walgreens
Wal-Mart
Westinghouse
Whole Foods
Winn Dixie
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
One more night, potentially, to help our economy and our democracy by shopping for Christmas presents. The following is the list of businesses (most of which also made last year's list) you should avoid, as they have given into the west-coast, liberal elite, anti-Christmas trend that has ruined our country:
1-800-Flowers
103.3 FM
ABC
Acadian Ambulance
Acuvue Contacts
Albert's Sand-Blasting
Albertson's
Apple
Apocalypto (movie)
Arby's
Avis
Avon
Baskin Robbins
Baton Rouge Metropolitan Airport
Benoit's County Meat Market
Best Buy
Bill's CV Joints and Boots
BP
Budget Car Rental
Burger King
CBS
Celebration Station
Celebrex
Charlotte's Web (movie)
Circuit City
Citgo (b/c of Chavez)
Colgate
CompUSA
Cox Communications
Crest
CVS Pharmacy
David's Tire Re-Treading Service
Dillard's
Dollar General
Enterprise Rent-A-Car
The Facebook
General Electric
Goodyear
Happy Feet (movie)
Hertz
Hobby Lobby
Indianapolis International Airport
Insight Communications
J. Crew
JC Penney's
Jewel
Kinko's
Lens Crafters
Lipitor
Macy's
McDonald's
Kim's Nails
Kroger
Los Angeles Times
Kroger
Memphis International Airport
Monistat
NBC
New York Times
Northwest Airlines
Office Depot
Office Max
Osco
Osh Kosh-B'Gosh
Parrain's Restaurant
Pat's Family Restaurant
Pay-Day Loan Service
Penske
Piccadilly
Rave Motion Pictures
Regions Bank
Rite-Aid
Sam's Club
Sears
Shell
Staples
Starbucks
Subway
Taco Bell
Tampax
TCBY
Texaco
The Nation (magazine)
Trojan
Victoria's Secret
Walgreens
Wal-Mart
Westinghouse
Whole Foods
Winn Dixie
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: War on Christmas
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 8:05 PM
2 Comments:
Merry Christmas, Mr. Trumblebunks!
LSU is kind of a hybrid place, like Target. This year, they finally reverted to calling the tree the "Christmas Tree" instead of "holiday tree" (note the lack of capitalization in the latter part) that they have been doing the past few years. Many people rejoiced at it, but there were a few liberals crying "Establishment of Religion Clause."
I could be wrong, but isn't the "Establishment of Religion" clause in the 1st amendment prohibits the US from saying "x is our official religion, and all citizens must be a member of that religion?" (as in many Middle East countries establishing Islam and damning those who are Christian or Jew, or England with the Episcopalian Church?). I think there is a differnece between promoting a religion and establishing a religion, and just because an establishment puts up a Christmas Tree, it doesn't mean that it is forcing people to "worship" the tree? Alexander Hamilton strikes again!
Jack X
Jack X, the Founders wanted us to celebrate Jesus. It's right in the Constitution. The Libs just hate the Constitution.
Merry Christmas to you and yourn, Jack X!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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