Target Feels the Wrath of Ol' Teddy
Dear Readers,
Last year, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., really turned the heat up on Target. Their anti-Christian ways led me to focus on them as enemy #1 in the War on Christmas. Well, they got the message.
Dear readers, today, Ol' Teddy was investigating a Target to see if they had learned their lesson. What did I see? A giant sign saying "Merry Christmas!" Granted, it was close to a "Happy Holidays" sign, but, it's a step in the right direction. My boycott forced them to repent and change their ways. Dear readers, we're taking back America for Jesus!
So, to update, this year's boycott list is:
103.3 FM
Baton Rouge Metro Airport
Benoit's Country Meat Market
Hobby Lobby
J. Crew
Northwest Airlines
Office Depot
Parrain's Restaurant
Regions Bank
Wal-Mart on College Drive
Wal-Mart on Highway 1
Please send along all other Christ-hating businesses, so Teddy's Troopers can boycott these anti-American establishments.
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Last year, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., really turned the heat up on Target. Their anti-Christian ways led me to focus on them as enemy #1 in the War on Christmas. Well, they got the message.
Dear readers, today, Ol' Teddy was investigating a Target to see if they had learned their lesson. What did I see? A giant sign saying "Merry Christmas!" Granted, it was close to a "Happy Holidays" sign, but, it's a step in the right direction. My boycott forced them to repent and change their ways. Dear readers, we're taking back America for Jesus!
So, to update, this year's boycott list is:
103.3 FM
Baton Rouge Metro Airport
Benoit's Country Meat Market
Hobby Lobby
J. Crew
Northwest Airlines
Office Depot
Parrain's Restaurant
Regions Bank
Wal-Mart on College Drive
Wal-Mart on Highway 1
Please send along all other Christ-hating businesses, so Teddy's Troopers can boycott these anti-American establishments.
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: War on Christmas
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:56 PM
1 Comments:
I would like to confirm that the Super Target on Millerville Road in the eastern part of Baton Rouge, as of Black Friday of this year, also has the "Merry Christmas" et "Happy Holidays" signs by the checkout registers, as well. Merry Christmas!
Jack X
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