You Know What Time of Year it is, Dear Readers

Dear Readers,

I apologize for being out of touch the last few days. Do keep in mind that Thursday of this week is Flag Day! What does that mean? Old Teddy is busy, busy, busy with planning! I'll be checking in with daily updates, and will give you a blow-by-blow account come Thursday.

Betsy Ross, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.