You Tell 'Em, Wolfie!

Dear Readers,

I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have never hid my admiration for Paul Wolfowitz. From his brilliant Iraq War plan, to his adept management of the World Bank, this man has been there and done that. He's a true patriot, but more importantly, a true humanitarian.

Recently, the west-coast, liberal elite, liberal media has raised a big stink over Wolfie's management of the World Bank and his use of his position to get a massive raise for his girlfriend. The liberal conspiracy-mongerers like to make a big stink about how what he did was supposedly unethical. In reality, though, he was just trying to help out the less fortunate (i.e., his girlfriend). But, God forbid the liberal hypocrites accept the fact that he was trying to advance the place of women in the workplace.

Well, Wolfie has finally realized who is to blame for all of this: the media. That's right. The media did all of this. Media, have you know shame? This is the face of the innocent victim whose life you have ruined:



Liberal media, how do you sleep at night?

Paul Wolfowitz, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.