Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The Straight Talk Express is Pickin' Up More Steam!

Dear Readers,

John McCain just keeps looking better and better. Today, Fred Thompson started his exploratory committee to examine whether or not he'll run. Well, old Teddy sure hopes that he'll run - he'll make John McCain more electable than he is even now!

Folks, there's no way that America would ever elect a sickly, extremely old Republican with little political experience and a mediocre acting career. That could never happen. Not in a million years. McCain is going to keep on rollin'!

Dear Fred Thompson, thank you for helping America to elect John McCain!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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