A Bump in the Road for the Straight Talk Express
Dear Readers,
Yesterday, a conservative threw his hat in to the ring for the Republican nomination for the Presidency. Tommy Thompson, a real conservative, is going to be a challenge for my boy, John McCain. He's accomplished, distinguished, conservative and - yes - quite photogenic:
In other words, this guy is the total package. If it wasn't for the fact that a real American is going to clean his clock, I'd throw my support behind Mr. Thompson.
Luckily, though, dear readers, there is a real American in the race, and that is Senator John McCain. The Straight Talk Express is rollin' on! McCain represents every American - literally, as he takes every side on numerous issues. Talk about speaking to the constituents!
This race is over. Let's just inaugurate him now - the next President of the United States, John McCain!
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Yesterday, a conservative threw his hat in to the ring for the Republican nomination for the Presidency. Tommy Thompson, a real conservative, is going to be a challenge for my boy, John McCain. He's accomplished, distinguished, conservative and - yes - quite photogenic:
In other words, this guy is the total package. If it wasn't for the fact that a real American is going to clean his clock, I'd throw my support behind Mr. Thompson.
Luckily, though, dear readers, there is a real American in the race, and that is Senator John McCain. The Straight Talk Express is rollin' on! McCain represents every American - literally, as he takes every side on numerous issues. Talk about speaking to the constituents!
This race is over. Let's just inaugurate him now - the next President of the United States, John McCain!
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:38 PM
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