Shock and Awe, II - Iran
Dear Readers,
As you know, last week, the Iranian "navy" captured 15 British sailors. Today, they began to appear on TV. Five days have passed since then, and no action. It's time to put an end to that.
Dear readers, I hereby urge you to contact your Congressional representative and urge them to force the President to invade Iran. Iraq was predicted to fall in 3 weeks; I saw Iran takes 5, 6 max. Let's show them some shock and awe, and shove a red, white, and blue boot up their ass!
Now, you ask, "But Teddy, where will the extra troops come from? Will you sign up?" Well, dear readers, several branches of the military have disqualified old Teddy from enlisting due to a little trouble I had with their psychological evaluations. But we can do it. We're the only superpower left, we can run over them without a second thought!
Iran, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
As you know, last week, the Iranian "navy" captured 15 British sailors. Today, they began to appear on TV. Five days have passed since then, and no action. It's time to put an end to that.
Dear readers, I hereby urge you to contact your Congressional representative and urge them to force the President to invade Iran. Iraq was predicted to fall in 3 weeks; I saw Iran takes 5, 6 max. Let's show them some shock and awe, and shove a red, white, and blue boot up their ass!
Now, you ask, "But Teddy, where will the extra troops come from? Will you sign up?" Well, dear readers, several branches of the military have disqualified old Teddy from enlisting due to a little trouble I had with their psychological evaluations. But we can do it. We're the only superpower left, we can run over them without a second thought!
Iran, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 10:47 PM
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