Thursdays with Theodore, Episode 3/15/07
Dear Readers,
Welcome to this weeks episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" To the mail bag . . .
Jack X writes:
Anyway, let me think...what is your stance on cockfighting?
Jack X
Jack X, that's a different but important question. If you're talking about cockfighting in a homosexual sense, well, then I of course oppose that since that's what the Bible tells me to do. If you're talking about regular cockfighting, in a ring, I oppose that too. It's a sport that the enemies of America south of the border enjoy, and if we allow it here, they'll just stream over our border even faster. Protect our border, protect America - end cockfighting.
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to this weeks episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" To the mail bag . . .
Jack X writes:
Anyway, let me think...what is your stance on cockfighting?
Jack X
Jack X, that's a different but important question. If you're talking about cockfighting in a homosexual sense, well, then I of course oppose that since that's what the Bible tells me to do. If you're talking about regular cockfighting, in a ring, I oppose that too. It's a sport that the enemies of America south of the border enjoy, and if we allow it here, they'll just stream over our border even faster. Protect our border, protect America - end cockfighting.
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:36 PM
1 Comments:
good lord only savages would be interested in such a barbarous sport. dog fighting, now there's a sport.
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