Haliburton and the Free Market
Dear Readers,
It's obvious that few people love America and the free market as much as the good folks at Haliburton. Capitalizing on their recent success and the new opportunities in the middle east, Haliburton is relocating its headquarters to Dubai. It just makes sense.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite, law mongerers like to point out that Haliburton has overcharged the American government by billions of dollars during the Glorious Iraq War to Spread Democracy to the Unconverted. They like to argue that the billions that Haliburton has stolen from American taxpayers should, if those in charge of the company actually had a conscience, force some loyalty from those in charge of the company. They also note the ties between the current Administration and and Haliburton and claim that Haliburton has improperly received no-bid contracts during the War. Folks, this is ridiculous.
You see, dear readers, having your friends start a War that you can then profit from is just the free market working. The invisible hand pushed us toward this War. Haliburton would be hurting the economy if they fought the free market and decided intentionally not to profit off of this War. Think about it.
Haliburton, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
It's obvious that few people love America and the free market as much as the good folks at Haliburton. Capitalizing on their recent success and the new opportunities in the middle east, Haliburton is relocating its headquarters to Dubai. It just makes sense.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite, law mongerers like to point out that Haliburton has overcharged the American government by billions of dollars during the Glorious Iraq War to Spread Democracy to the Unconverted. They like to argue that the billions that Haliburton has stolen from American taxpayers should, if those in charge of the company actually had a conscience, force some loyalty from those in charge of the company. They also note the ties between the current Administration and and Haliburton and claim that Haliburton has improperly received no-bid contracts during the War. Folks, this is ridiculous.
You see, dear readers, having your friends start a War that you can then profit from is just the free market working. The invisible hand pushed us toward this War. Haliburton would be hurting the economy if they fought the free market and decided intentionally not to profit off of this War. Think about it.
Haliburton, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 12:10 PM
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