But They Serve at the Pleasure of the President!
Dear Readers,
As you have no doubt heard, there's a big flap right now about our divinely-inspired President's Department of Justice firing some ornery prosecutors. Notably, it has been pointed out that these people were fired for political motives, for not investigating allegations of Democratic corruption more vigorously. Just because the Justice Department has investigated 298 allegations of Democratic corruption compared to 67 for Republicans during W's tenure, that doesn't mean there is any political bias; instead, it clearly means Democrats are more corrupt! Plus, Alberto was just hoping for an even 300.
Folks, these U.S. Attorneys serve at the pleasure of the President. He can fire them whenever he wants. If they don't tow the company line, they're gone. Until 100% of investigations involve Democrats, this workforce needs to be refreshed. Just because this is the most secretive Administration in decades, it doesn't mean they have any bad motives. They just love America and are trying to get rid of America-hating liberals. That's all.
Alberto Gonzales, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
As you have no doubt heard, there's a big flap right now about our divinely-inspired President's Department of Justice firing some ornery prosecutors. Notably, it has been pointed out that these people were fired for political motives, for not investigating allegations of Democratic corruption more vigorously. Just because the Justice Department has investigated 298 allegations of Democratic corruption compared to 67 for Republicans during W's tenure, that doesn't mean there is any political bias; instead, it clearly means Democrats are more corrupt! Plus, Alberto was just hoping for an even 300.
Folks, these U.S. Attorneys serve at the pleasure of the President. He can fire them whenever he wants. If they don't tow the company line, they're gone. Until 100% of investigations involve Democrats, this workforce needs to be refreshed. Just because this is the most secretive Administration in decades, it doesn't mean they have any bad motives. They just love America and are trying to get rid of America-hating liberals. That's all.
Alberto Gonzales, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 5:05 PM
1 Comments:
Well,
I was going to ask you about Alberto Gonzales, but it looks like you got to him.
Anyway, let me think...what is your stance on cockfighting?
Jack X
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