Not Only Did He Not Inhale - He Threw the Drugs Away!
Dear Readers,
You are aware, no doubt, that Rev. Ted Haggard, a major leader of evangelicals throughout the country, has come under fire for his relationship with a gay prostitute, who he also bought methamphetamine from. He admits to buying the drugs from the prostitute, but he has put to rest all doubt that he used any drugs. As he mentioned, whenever he bought the meth, he simply threw the drugs away. See? No harm, no foul. Case closed.
Granted, the west-coast, liberal elite, hypocrisy mongerers want to use this to further smear the President. Haggard, you see, is a vocal proponent of a gay marriage ban. More importantly, he's a top evangelical advisor to the Bush White House. The liberal media wants to smear Rev. Haggard as being some type of hypocrite, and, in general, to point to the general hypocrisy of the evangelicals who are so prominent in the Bush Administration. The liberals, you see, are just making this up to influence the upcoming elections, so they can surrender to the terrorists.
Why are so many leading Republicans who oppose civil rights for homosexuals involved in homosexual affairs themselves? Why don't they just choose not to be gay? The liberals, you see, lure them into sin, and then frame them. It's as simple as that.
Marriage is for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Liberal homosexual affair lurers, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
You are aware, no doubt, that Rev. Ted Haggard, a major leader of evangelicals throughout the country, has come under fire for his relationship with a gay prostitute, who he also bought methamphetamine from. He admits to buying the drugs from the prostitute, but he has put to rest all doubt that he used any drugs. As he mentioned, whenever he bought the meth, he simply threw the drugs away. See? No harm, no foul. Case closed.
Granted, the west-coast, liberal elite, hypocrisy mongerers want to use this to further smear the President. Haggard, you see, is a vocal proponent of a gay marriage ban. More importantly, he's a top evangelical advisor to the Bush White House. The liberal media wants to smear Rev. Haggard as being some type of hypocrite, and, in general, to point to the general hypocrisy of the evangelicals who are so prominent in the Bush Administration. The liberals, you see, are just making this up to influence the upcoming elections, so they can surrender to the terrorists.
Why are so many leading Republicans who oppose civil rights for homosexuals involved in homosexual affairs themselves? Why don't they just choose not to be gay? The liberals, you see, lure them into sin, and then frame them. It's as simple as that.
Marriage is for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Liberal homosexual affair lurers, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 8:41 PM
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