A Victory for Democracy
Dear Readers,
Last night, Commie (and Democrat hero) Fidel Castro ceded power to his brother, meaning that today was the first day that we haven't had that tyrant in power just to our south in almost half of a century. Now, there's no imminent conversion to democracy in Cuba, nor is there any sign that he won't re-claim his position as a dictator once he has recovered. But think of how wonderful today has been! You can smell democracy just down the line.
Folks, this is simply a sign of God's support of freedom and democracy. Through our divinely-inspired President, God is working to spread democracy in the Middle East. While W is busy, though, God has interacted to give us a taste of what life will be like once there is full democracy in our hemisphere, too. Freedom is on the march!
If anything, this must strengthen our support of the President and his mission to spread freedom. It's time to convert the west-coast, liberal elite. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am doing my part, and I need for you, dear readers, to do the same.
Fellow democracy lovers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Last night, Commie (and Democrat hero) Fidel Castro ceded power to his brother, meaning that today was the first day that we haven't had that tyrant in power just to our south in almost half of a century. Now, there's no imminent conversion to democracy in Cuba, nor is there any sign that he won't re-claim his position as a dictator once he has recovered. But think of how wonderful today has been! You can smell democracy just down the line.
Folks, this is simply a sign of God's support of freedom and democracy. Through our divinely-inspired President, God is working to spread democracy in the Middle East. While W is busy, though, God has interacted to give us a taste of what life will be like once there is full democracy in our hemisphere, too. Freedom is on the march!
If anything, this must strengthen our support of the President and his mission to spread freedom. It's time to convert the west-coast, liberal elite. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am doing my part, and I need for you, dear readers, to do the same.
Fellow democracy lovers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 6:03 PM
5 Comments:
Saul, Saul, why do you prosecute me?
Maybe it should be,
Osama, Osama, why do you persecute me?
and to think I live in a state where the governor went and secretly dined with Mr. Castro during a visit to Cuba. Well, her approval rating is probably much lower than Bush's, so she'll be out of the picture next year (hopefully!). We need a true American like Bobby Jindal in the Pelican State. So what if he's Indian--he Americanized his name and converted to Catholicism and went to Brown. So what if Brown's the color of poo?!
Oh, and speaking of Commie Democrat liberal whatevers, everyone's favorite flip-flopping Democrat, John Kerry, is going to try and get universal health care by 2012. It didn't work for Hillary, so what are the chances it'll work for John?
sorry about these ad nauseum posts, but, how will Chavez be removed? I know the Pope has talked to him, but, well, I wonder...
God will take care of Chavez. No worries.
And yeah, Kerry is the king of flip-floppers! Anyone who changes a vote after a bill changes is still a flip-flopper in my book!
I'm not sure her or anyone's approval rating can be much lower than Bush's, but we don't need polls to validate the mission. Real Americans and the Big Guy Upstairs know what's right.
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