They're Ready to Stand Up!
Dear Readers,
I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have outstanding news to report! Today, Iraqi President Jalal Talabani announced that Iraqi troops will take over security work in the country by the end of the year. That's less than 5 months away! Our divinely-inspired President has said all along that "when they can stand up, we'll stand down." That time has come.
Dear readers, this is a huge victory for democracy and for W. Iraq has been on a road to peace for quite some time, despite the west-coast, liberal elite, cut-and-run, hate-America-first Democrats. Finally, our struggles have paid off.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite defense experts like to say that only a tiny percentage of the Iraqi troops are sufficiently trained for this work. Further, the west-coast, liberal elite cut-and-run crowd will see this as an opportunity to yank out our troops. Folks, we've got to stay the course, as even if the Iraqis take over, we still need to vicariously run things to ensure that democracy and freedom take root. In name, yes, let's recognize this for the victory it is, but in fact, it only reminds us of the need to stay the course.
Cut-and-runners, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have outstanding news to report! Today, Iraqi President Jalal Talabani announced that Iraqi troops will take over security work in the country by the end of the year. That's less than 5 months away! Our divinely-inspired President has said all along that "when they can stand up, we'll stand down." That time has come.
Dear readers, this is a huge victory for democracy and for W. Iraq has been on a road to peace for quite some time, despite the west-coast, liberal elite, cut-and-run, hate-America-first Democrats. Finally, our struggles have paid off.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite defense experts like to say that only a tiny percentage of the Iraqi troops are sufficiently trained for this work. Further, the west-coast, liberal elite cut-and-run crowd will see this as an opportunity to yank out our troops. Folks, we've got to stay the course, as even if the Iraqis take over, we still need to vicariously run things to ensure that democracy and freedom take root. In name, yes, let's recognize this for the victory it is, but in fact, it only reminds us of the need to stay the course.
Cut-and-runners, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:06 AM
6 Comments:
Well, I hope that everything goes well for Iraqis; however, with the recent wave of bombings and secretarian attacks, taking over by the end of the year will be tough. It could be done, but it will be tough, but I hope it all works out at the end.
There have been no bombings or sectarian attacks; it's simply the birth pangs of freedom. Ask Condi!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
oh, so the bombings and all are just "fireworks" and the only reason why casualities occur is because people get too close to the "fireworks?"
It's just birth pangs. Ask Condi - it's the birth pangs of freedom!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Your blog is really lame!!! AND YOU'RE A DOUSCHEBAG!!!
Dear readers, it looks like old Teddy is getting to the liberals! When angry, they can do little more than curse and yell. More importantly, you see the liberal ignorance - learn to spell next time, lib!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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