Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tea-Bagging for Freedom!!!

Dear Readers,

What a time Ol' Teddy is having tea-baggin' with other America-lovin' tea baggers! But we can't let it stop here! Therefore, I propose group tea bag sessions weekly, every Wednesday, at noon, in the downtown gathering spot of your cities. We will call this, "Tea-Baggin' With Teddy!"

Dear tea baggers, thank you for loving America!!!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

President-Elect Palin!

Dear Readers,

I implore all of you to support Sarah Palin in her run up to becoming our next President in January of 2013. Go to SarahPAC and empty your wallets! Sure, we're having tough economic times, but support for Sarah will end the socialist reign of the libislamofascists.

President-Elect Sarah Palin, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Was I dreaming?!?!?!?

Dear Readers,

I feel like I've been dreaming for months now. We didn't actually elect a Moslem, terrorist-appeasin', non-American born President, did we? How was President McCain's inauguration speech?

President John S. McCain, thank you for loving America!!!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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Monday, November 03, 2008

Upcoming Days

Dear Readers,

Ol' Teddy has cast his vote for an American hero and a man of virtue, Sen. John Sydney McCain. Once he inevitably wins tomorrow, Ol' Teddy will be providing some post-election analysis in the weeks ahead. Rather than giving a lot of lead up to the election, I'm going to focus on all of the Republican heroes who are elected tomorrow to let you know more about the new GOP majority in Congress.

So, be sure to check in to learn more about the GOP Congress President McCain will be able to work with. And remember, go vote for John McCain - early and often!

Dear President McCain, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Country First!

Dear Readers,

They're all about putting America first! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!



-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

More of My Girl!

NBC found some unaired footage of my girl's moment of glory. Please enjoy!

Friday, September 26, 2008

It's Over!!!!

Folks, the debate had two clear winners:

1) John McCain, and

2) America, because John McCain will be the next POTUS!!!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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Ol' Teddy is in LOOVVVVVEEEEEE!!!

Dear Readers,

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!



McCain/Palin - Crafting New Grammatical Rules Since 2008!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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