Tea-Bagging for Freedom!!!

Dear Readers,

What a time Ol' Teddy is having tea-baggin' with other America-lovin' tea baggers! But we can't let it stop here! Therefore, I propose group tea bag sessions weekly, every Wednesday, at noon, in the downtown gathering spot of your cities. We will call this, "Tea-Baggin' With Teddy!"

Dear tea baggers, thank you for loving America!!!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.