Mr. Chertoff, Raise that Level!!!
Dear Readers,
Oh, how times have changed. In 2004, at the time of the hate America-fest known as the "Democratic National Convention," then-Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge actually cared about protecting America and raised the threat level for a terrorist attack to coincide with the DNC. Dominating the news cycle, this action effectively neutralized John Kerry's post-Convention bounce. The rest is history.
This year, we're two days into the DNC, and Ridge's successor, Michael Chertoff, has failed to act thus far to protect the nation. Mr. Chertoff, we need you to protect us from Islamofasicsts and the Islamofascist-loving Democrats. Mr. Chertoff, raise that threat level in the name of freedom and democracy! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!
Mr. Chertoff, please protect all of us who love America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Oh, how times have changed. In 2004, at the time of the hate America-fest known as the "Democratic National Convention," then-Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge actually cared about protecting America and raised the threat level for a terrorist attack to coincide with the DNC. Dominating the news cycle, this action effectively neutralized John Kerry's post-Convention bounce. The rest is history.
This year, we're two days into the DNC, and Ridge's successor, Michael Chertoff, has failed to act thus far to protect the nation. Mr. Chertoff, we need you to protect us from Islamofasicsts and the Islamofascist-loving Democrats. Mr. Chertoff, raise that threat level in the name of freedom and democracy! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!
Mr. Chertoff, please protect all of us who love America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Democratic National Convention, DNC, Islamofascists, Michael Chertoff, Terror Alert Level, Tom Ridge
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 8:27 PM
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