Lax in My Duties
Dear Readers,
My apologies to all of you! Ol' Teddy has been remiss in his duties to remind you of which true Americans you should be supporting and which Islamofascist-appeasers you should avoid like the plague. I vow to focus more on you, dear readers, and to guide you in your patriotism!
Where do we stand today? My boy is in! Sen. McCain will be the next POTUS!!! Meanwhile, the Demofascists will destroy their party as they continue to fight amongst themselves! Could life be any better for us? I think not!
Folks, life is good - we're going to have another Republican President, we're going to win back Congress, AND oil prices are surging! Dear readers, we're walkin' on sunshine - and don't it feel good?
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
My apologies to all of you! Ol' Teddy has been remiss in his duties to remind you of which true Americans you should be supporting and which Islamofascist-appeasers you should avoid like the plague. I vow to focus more on you, dear readers, and to guide you in your patriotism!
Where do we stand today? My boy is in! Sen. McCain will be the next POTUS!!! Meanwhile, the Demofascists will destroy their party as they continue to fight amongst themselves! Could life be any better for us? I think not!
Folks, life is good - we're going to have another Republican President, we're going to win back Congress, AND oil prices are surging! Dear readers, we're walkin' on sunshine - and don't it feel good?
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Big Oil, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, Islamofascists, John McCain
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:05 PM
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