We Did It!
Dear Readers,
Today, the west-coast, liberal elite, terrorist-coddling Dems backed down from their staring contest with our divinely-inspired President and submitted a war-funding bill with no surrender date! For once, I salute the Dems - they did the people's bidding, as Congress should do - for listening to the 30% of the American people who want to continue fighting the islamofascists with no change to our present strategy!
Folks, this is great news. Our friendly Vice President recently (two years ago) said that the insurgency was in its final throes! By staying the course, we can make as much progress over the next two years as we have in these past two!
Dear readers, celebrate freedom! We're going to keep fighting them over there rather than fighting them over here!
Dear W, and (yes, I can't believe I'm saying this either) Democrats, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today, the west-coast, liberal elite, terrorist-coddling Dems backed down from their staring contest with our divinely-inspired President and submitted a war-funding bill with no surrender date! For once, I salute the Dems - they did the people's bidding, as Congress should do - for listening to the 30% of the American people who want to continue fighting the islamofascists with no change to our present strategy!
Folks, this is great news. Our friendly Vice President recently (two years ago) said that the insurgency was in its final throes! By staying the course, we can make as much progress over the next two years as we have in these past two!
Dear readers, celebrate freedom! We're going to keep fighting them over there rather than fighting them over here!
Dear W, and (yes, I can't believe I'm saying this either) Democrats, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Bush, Cheney, Democrats, Divinely-Inspired President, Iraq War, Iraq War funding, Islamofascists
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:27 PM
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