Our Long National Nightmare is Over!
Dear Readers,
Free at last, free at last! We are finally rid of our long national nightmare of having Rosie O'Donnell on "The View"! What a major victory! No longer will she be able to share her opinion and have it beamed directly into our homes.
Folks, this is big news. This is something that matters. Forget the war, forget rising gas prices. Rosie's gone! Celebrate good times, dear readers!
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Free at last, free at last! We are finally rid of our long national nightmare of having Rosie O'Donnell on "The View"! What a major victory! No longer will she be able to share her opinion and have it beamed directly into our homes.
Folks, this is big news. This is something that matters. Forget the war, forget rising gas prices. Rosie's gone! Celebrate good times, dear readers!
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Iraq War, Rosie O'Donnell
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 8:36 PM
2 Comments:
Goodbye, fat lesbian, good riddance. Now, let's ban her from television all-together, and then we could really celebrate.
Jack X
Jack X,
I agree with the sentiment and am glad she's gone. But let's try to look civil so the west-coast, liberal elite won't have something to criticize us for! Why the need to say "fat lesbian" in there?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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