Finally, We Have Conserviality!
Dear Readers,
It's been well known for some time that wikipedia has a strong liberal bias. It's also well known that wikipedia is an absolutely impeccable source of veracity. If you want an authority that is never, ever wrong, and that intellectuals everywhere respect, you turn to wikipedia. Since facts have a known liberal bias, though, where are us real Americans to turn to find a version of events that we like?
After years of searching, it's finally arrived. That's right folks, conservapedia is here! It's been billed by some as an unbiased alternative to wikipedia. Clearly, so long as something doesn't have a liberal bias, then it can have no bias at all!
What types of gems will you find on conservapedia? You'll find doubts as to the truthfulness of gravity, as it's only a theory, like evolution. Additionally, you'll uncover evidence of dinosaurs living side-by-side with humans. If it's on the internet and doesn't have a liberal bias, it must be true!
Heroes who created Conservapedia, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
It's been well known for some time that wikipedia has a strong liberal bias. It's also well known that wikipedia is an absolutely impeccable source of veracity. If you want an authority that is never, ever wrong, and that intellectuals everywhere respect, you turn to wikipedia. Since facts have a known liberal bias, though, where are us real Americans to turn to find a version of events that we like?
After years of searching, it's finally arrived. That's right folks, conservapedia is here! It's been billed by some as an unbiased alternative to wikipedia. Clearly, so long as something doesn't have a liberal bias, then it can have no bias at all!
What types of gems will you find on conservapedia? You'll find doubts as to the truthfulness of gravity, as it's only a theory, like evolution. Additionally, you'll uncover evidence of dinosaurs living side-by-side with humans. If it's on the internet and doesn't have a liberal bias, it must be true!
Heroes who created Conservapedia, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:47 PM
2 Comments:
Fantastic! Just what we need:)
Hey I'd love to hear your thoughts on the straight talkin' ann coulter. Perhaps for "Thursdays with Theodore"?
eyechan,
I'll talk about that hero Ann Coulter on Thursday. Thanks for the suggestion!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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