Same Song, New Verse
Dear Readers,
Today, the prosecutor in the Duke "rape" case asked for a special prosecutor to be appointed. This case reminds us of one thing: the west-coast, liberal elite, hate-the-white-man-first crowd has screwed things up so royally that we risk ruining the lives of white men everywhere.
Think about it, dear readers. Who is more sympathetic here? The young woman paying her way through a directional college by stripping or the poor, underprivileged lacrosse players struggling to make it through a community college like Duke by being forced to run around with tiny sticks and throwing a tiny ball around? Yet the media, and the west-coast, liberal elite, somehow made the young woman seem more sympathetic, and this led the prosecutor to run gung-ho to an investigation that ruined the season of these poor lacrosse players.
Dear readers, we face a crisis. Today, in our PC world, white men are evil. It's harder today to be a white man than anything else, because affirmative action and the like have created an obviously unbalanced playing field. If that doesn't sound right, just stop listening to your brain and open your eyes! It's obvious!
Liberal haters of the white man, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today, the prosecutor in the Duke "rape" case asked for a special prosecutor to be appointed. This case reminds us of one thing: the west-coast, liberal elite, hate-the-white-man-first crowd has screwed things up so royally that we risk ruining the lives of white men everywhere.
Think about it, dear readers. Who is more sympathetic here? The young woman paying her way through a directional college by stripping or the poor, underprivileged lacrosse players struggling to make it through a community college like Duke by being forced to run around with tiny sticks and throwing a tiny ball around? Yet the media, and the west-coast, liberal elite, somehow made the young woman seem more sympathetic, and this led the prosecutor to run gung-ho to an investigation that ruined the season of these poor lacrosse players.
Dear readers, we face a crisis. Today, in our PC world, white men are evil. It's harder today to be a white man than anything else, because affirmative action and the like have created an obviously unbalanced playing field. If that doesn't sound right, just stop listening to your brain and open your eyes! It's obvious!
Liberal haters of the white man, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:54 PM
3 Comments:
Hi Teddy,
I was trying to think of something intelligent/insightful to say, but alas, owing to fatigue, caused by having to constantly struggle and fight for my rights as a white man, I've failed on both accounts.
Anyway, hope you had a nice weekend!
Jack X,
It's been a nice weekend. Hope yours was the same.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Yes, clearly that comment was from eyechan. Sorry about that.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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