Nascar, Part II

Dear Readers,

While I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am thinking about Nascar, what about that logo? Rainbow colors? Plus one of their drivers is the "Rainbow Warrior?" C'mon! I'm tired of the west-coast, liberal elite, powers-that-be in charge of Nascar pushing their homo-razzi agenda down our throats. The Bible condemns such actions, and that's good enough for me.

Once again, I can only ask, Nascar, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.